Adventures In Crappy Parenting, Vol. 1

What the hell are these people doing saddling their kids with these names? Assuming that mom and dad aren't racists, there's no escaping the fact that they're pretty much selfish idiots using their children to make political statements at the expense of any chance of growing up normally.

A three-year-old boy called Adolf Hitler Campbell has been refused a birthday cake with his name on it by a New Jersey supermarket.

Heath Campbell, 35, and his wife, Deborah, 25, say they are upset at the decision made by their local ShopRite not to write "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" across the cake, and that people needed to move forward.

Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because "no one else in the world would have that name".

"They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what [Hitler] did," he said.

Not to be defeated, the family ended up getting their cake decorated at a Walmart in Pennsylvania.

The problem is likely to be one they face again – their younger children are JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, who is nearly two, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, named after the SS head Heinrich Himmler. Honszlynn turns one in April.

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1 Comment on “Adventures In Crappy Parenting, Vol. 1”

  1. #1 Marshall
    on Dec 18th, 2008 at 8:53 am

    I like the girl who has the name "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii". Apparently she prefers to go by "K".

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