Amazing New Technology Revealed: The i-wood 3B

Even Kool Aid-imbibing iPhone and iTouch users like ourselves recognize how exceedingly irritating the Apple cult can be, so we got a huge chuckle out of the analog smart-assery of the i-wood 3B, so named "For all the times you wood rather be stabbing someone in the eye than talk about 3G anything."

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Visit the site for a complete run down of all the i-wood 3B's fancy specs -- included are (helpful!) diagrams, system requirements, and descriptions of applications like "Useless Crap," "Know-It-All," and "Boring."

Plus you can buy one for $10! Cheap!

Bonus fun fact for parents: the i-wood makes for a better toy and teether than an iPhone.

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