Leggo My Eggo...Because It's The Last One In The World!!

Kellogg has announced that, due to interruptions at two of its plants, there will be a nationwide Eggo shortage through the middle of next year.

Look, I usually try not to be a jerk about stuff, and I completely understand the purpose and use of the Eggo. We're all busy, we're all rushed, and we all need dessert for breakfast.

But you know what is the honest truth? Eggos are one of this country's most lazy-ass foods of all time. Waffles (and, to a greater extent, pancakes) are one of the easiest, quickest, and yummiest foods to make -- yes, even from scratch -- and the end product is 100% of the time superior to the lowly Eggo.

That all said, the late-80s haircut on this kid is so choice:

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